Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

 

 

 

In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'

 

 

 

On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

 

 

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At a Proctologist's door:
'To expedite your visit please back in.'

 

 

 

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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'

 

 

 

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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'

 

 

 

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On a Church's Billboard:
'7 days without God makes one weak.'

 

 

 

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'

 

 

 

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At a Towing company:
'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

 

 

 

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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'

 

 

 

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In a Non-smoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

 

 

 

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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'

 

 

 

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At an Optometrist's Office :
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'

 

 

 

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On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'

 

 

 

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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

 

 

 

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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'

 

 

 

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Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

 

 

 

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

 

 

 

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At the Electric Company :
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'

 

 

 

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In a Restaurant window :
'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'  

 

 
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' 

 
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At a Propane Filling Station ,
'Thank heaven for little grills.' 

 
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
'Best place in town to take a leak.'